- [When Summoned] "I got your distress call, what's up?"
- [When Summoned] "I'm ready for anything!"
- [When Summoned] "Worldmind, give me a sit-rep."
- [When fighting Venom] (Worldmind) "Human-xenoform symbiote detected. Avoid contamination at all costs."
- [When fighting Living Laser] "The Living Laser versus the Human Rocket. Piece of cake."
- [To Captain Marvel] "Think about it. We could be a power couple like... No-vel or... Mar-va."
- [To Captain Marvel] (Worldmind) "Richard, your blood pressure has changed significantly when Ms. Danvers arrived. Shall I administer a sedative?"
- [To Captain Marvel] "Hey Carol, race you to the Moon and back? Loser buys me dinner?"
- [To Cyclops] "Your dad is Corsair? He's a legend!"
- [To Emma Frost] "Lady, I do not need another voice in my head."
- [To Emma Frost] "You psychic types always seem like you're hidin' something."
- [To Human Torch] "Don't worry about me, Johnny- I can handle the heat even better than you can."
- [To Nova (Sam)] "Hey! Stick with me, kid, and you might learn a thing or two. It's not every day you get to hang with Nova Prime."
- [To Nova (Sam)] "Rude, abrasive, way freaking fast. You remind me of myself at your age."
- [To Nova (Sam)] "Woah! Kid, I haven't seen a helmet like that in a long time. Are you one of those Super-Novas? I heard they were all wiped out."
- [To Rocket Raccoon] "You and the tree, huh? What, do you bury your nuts in him for the winter?"
- [To Silver Surfer] "You could have stopped the Annihilation Wave from reaching Xandar, but where were you, Surfer?"
- [To Star-Lord] "Hey, the Cancerverse wasn't so bad. You were great company, Star-Lord.
- [To Star-Lord] "You'd make a great centurion, Peter."
- [To Venom] "No way am I teaming with a Symbiote. If it was up to me, I'd wipe 'em all out."
- [To Venom] "That Symbiote is going to kill its host eventually, and then it's going to come after me. I am not gonna let that happen."
- [When Summoned] "It's okay everybody, I'm here to save the day."
- [When Summoned] "This better not be a waste of my time."
- [When Summoned] "Yeah, yeah... hold on, I'm texting."
- [When Summoned] "Watch and learn, kids...watch and learn."
- "Eat it!"
- "Heh, I rock!"
- [To Captain America] "Sorry Cap, I don't take orders from old guys."
- [To Captain America] "Hey Cap, did you know George Washington?"
- [To Doctor Strange] "Yo Gandalf, how are the Hobbits?"
- [To Hawkeye] "Yeah, you're yesterday's news Squawk Eye."
- [To Iron Man] "That armor is like... ancient."
- [To Iron Man] "Hey, what kind of apps does that armor come with?"
- [To Spider-Man] "Hey, Spidey! Race you to the Daily Bugle."
- [To Thing] "Hey Rocky, wanna arm-wrestle?"
- [To Thor] "Oh, Thor's not so tough... what do you mean he's right behind me?"
- [To Wolverine] "Gah, jeez Wolverine, you smell like my gym locker."